As I write this, I am on hold with my Evil Web Site Hosting Provider. I hate these asspipes. They have double charged me, and are now taking their damned sweet time in processing my request for repayment. Morons.

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Due to the lack of an operational scanner, I was forced to resort to international superspy measures… I needed a signature image from one of my directors, so I took the digital camera and got a snapshot of his autograph, used the GIMP to make the white parts white and the black parts black, and […]

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Tasha has been in town for a day or so, and because of this fact I’ve been eating out like a madman on crack. She left about a half hour ago, and it’s probably good too… for the festering beef juice and onion assdeath has set in. I fear for the lives of all things […]

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