For those of you that follow along on such things, I am teaching a red belt student at 6 am out of the goodness of my heart this semester. Ed still wants him to pay tuition, naturally, so he left the kid a tuition form. I feel it necessary to share with you the contents […]

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As I write this, I am on hold with my Evil Web Site Hosting Provider. I hate these asspipes. They have double charged me, and are now taking their damned sweet time in processing my request for repayment. Morons.

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Due to the lack of an operational scanner, I was forced to resort to international superspy measures… I needed a signature image from one of my directors, so I took the digital camera and got a snapshot of his autograph, used the GIMP to make the white parts white and the black parts black, and […]

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Tasha has been in town for a day or so, and because of this fact I’ve been eating out like a madman on crack. She left about a half hour ago, and it’s probably good too… for the festering beef juice and onion assdeath has set in. I fear for the lives of all things […]

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On Saturday I had a brief dream that I was attending a Poison concert in Washington Middle School’s auditorium. This is quite strange for me, because I’ve never had more than a passing interest in Poison, and have not seen anything about them for several years now. I remember that it was very hot in […]

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Labor Day weekend this year was pretty satisfying for me, Boyle came in and we spent a LOT of time shooting pool and bowling. It is decidedly good that he came, because otherwise I would have driven myself mad. No one else stayed on the floor, so I was basically by myself. If I learned […]

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