As I write this, the University security folks are milling around outside. Turns out some mouthbreather has created a bunch of little pepsi bottle noise bombs, and has placed them strategically around campus to rattle windows/annoy everyone. They appear to be made of some sort of baking soda and hydrogen peroxide or something. There was an unexploded one nestled right outside my office. It turned out to be a dud, just spinning and fizzing and generally being unimpressive, but I’ve heard the rattle of some windows elsewhere in the library that says that some of them worked properly.
Personally, I hope they catch the little shit that did this and light their crotch on fire. It’s stuff like this that makes the government waste time sending idiots to jail when terrorists are out there really doing damage. Morons.
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