The only news to report is that Caterpillar successfully delivered a replacement application for the one I farked up. I will fill this out and have in it in the mail post-haste. I’ve sent out a few billion resumes, so I hope I get some calls back after the HR folk get back from their holidays.
Until then, I have the GameCube to create a time vortex around my existence that will allow me to subsist on three day old Diet Coke and whatever creatures that I can catch from under my bed until roughly July or August.
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