My journal isn’t acting right for some reason, updates to come.

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Today we had a lunch meeting with one of our new superiors and he had elected to buy at Lin’s Chinese Buffet in Morton. I have a normal aversion to Chinese food due to the sooner than instant assdeath that it has granted me in the past. Today, however, was much different. I had Broccoli […]

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Quick recap of events since last post: St. Louis was fun, tiring, and frightening all at the same time. Sensei Hassell shaved off his mustache, which was quite a shock to me. Sonic may die for their lack of refills policy. What kind of fast food establishment doesn’t offer refills? I accidentally took half of […]

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Last night we were met with an unfortunate incident regarding everyone’s favorite vorpal rabbit, Java Joe. While I was cleaning his cage, I noticed that he reeked of fetid ass even after the cage had been cleaned. As he was hopping away, I noticed a gigantic black mass swinging from his belly fur. I turned […]

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I hope tonights workout is a light one… I am fighting a losing battle v. the Sandman this morning. I don’t know what happened to the days when I could stay up until 4 am and then turn around and get up at 8 am and stay functional all day long. On deck this week: […]

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Yesterday was a pretty good day, even though I didn’t get much time to spend with Tasha. I got home from work about 5:30 pm and we had dinner and decided that it would be best if we went and visited my parents. We spent a few hours over there getting climbed on top of […]

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If you’ve ever been forced to use Windows against your will, I have found you salvation in Cygwin. It runs Unix on your local filesystem, along with all the good scripting languages, cron, even X Windows. Words can’t describe how much I love this thing. w00t!

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I woke up this morning and realized that I have become a personification of the word gluttony. Before going to our dance lessons with and , Tasha and I had a pretty good sized dinner. However, after working up a sweat dancing with the old folks I was hungry again and we decided to go […]

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Last night I had the good fortune of hanging out with my cousin John. We spent the evening shooting pool and generally being lazy, however the topic of conversation quickly turned to his music career that he’s looking to get off the ground. John and I have agreed that I will be the responsible brains […]

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Last night marked the first episode for the new season of my favorite reality show, Big Brother. Tasha had elected to take a nap last night, so I decided to sit down and watch the hour and a half long monster of a season opener. Without giving too much away, because I know noone that […]

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