On one of my trips to the can, I noticed that the vending machine stocks CHILI CHEESE FRITOS!
For those of you that came late to the game, these were my favorite chips for many years but cause Super Destructo Gas. The kind that could be used to take the paint off of a bulldozer. I have resisted the urge to buy them, as today is a Lenten Friday and I’m pretty sure there’s powdered cow in there or something.
Regardless, if I eat them in the future and become a drifting mass of Nerd Whiff you know what has happened. You have been warned.
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