For those of you that complain about never having enough time to do things, I have the following revealation. God has actually inserted roughly 3-5 hours between 5:00 am and 5:10 am. Apparently, this time was placed there to allow farmers, priests, and blonde colored dogs enough time to deal with their daily workload.
I have absolutely no idea why anyone in their right mind would choose to wake up at this ungodly hour… its cold, its dark, and there’s no amount of accomplishing tasks that can possibly be worth having to look at the dull expanse of boredom that exists right now.
The only thing grounding me in reality right now is the Barenaked Ladies music that my iPod is providing. They’re just upbeat enough to stave off sleep and just nonsensical enough to cut the painful monotony of the task that I am set at.
I don’t know if 5 hours of sleep is going to be enough to function tomorrow, so go ahead and pre-write your “wow, you look like crap” jabs here so I can prep ahead of time.
FYI for those that care: the system is holding together just fine.
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