Heart Condition in a bottle…

I have been using Listerine for the last few days to rid me of a few aptheous ulcers (I get them frequently, have for most of my adult life).

There is something about the chemical makeup of Listerine that makes me feel like I’m going to have a heart attack after about the first fifteen seconds. I can feel my blood pressure elevate and then recede… it certainly is a strange phenominon.

My mouth always feels better, but is it worth the eventual newspaper headline: “Man found dead in pool of used Listerine”?