While looking up something, I realized that I retain a crapload of email. My inbox holds 720 messages. The earliest message in my Inbox is from 3/5/2006, from . The most recent message in my Inbox is from 8:54 am today, a LiveJournal comment notice from My Junk folder contains 118 messages. My Trash contains […]

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These steps are required in order to feign religious inspiration when appearing in a Christian Rock or Time-Life commercial to sell compilations of said Christian Rock: 1. Do not bathe. 2. Tilt head upward. 3. Close eyes tightly. 4. Raise eyebrows as if trying to open your eyes, but they are glued shut. 5. Sing […]

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