On the way home from lunch today, Tasha and I saw quite a perplexing sight as we rounded the bend to our block. On the sidewalk, there was a young guy in camouflage fatigues and a girl around the same age. They had foam bats in their hands (like a wiffle bat, only with a large square foam sleeve on it), and as our car passed by the doofwads(*) struck a Jet Li style battle pose with the bat held aloft in one hand like a Chinese sword and the other hand outstretched toward one another.
Then they ran toward each other and started beating each other senseless with the foam bats. This was upsetting their dog, which was in a direct path between the two people obviously trying to prevent them from fighting. They had stopped at one point to comfort the dog before continuing this strange ritual.
People are weird.
* Doofwads is a word that is ©
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