Well, there’s just so many answers to that question, cashier lady!

Tonight I had to run to the store for a bag of rabbit food. I had chosen to wear my black NSFW (Not Safe For Work) t-shirt that was so kindly gifted to me by Miss and .

As I was checking out, I could tell that the checkout girl was trying very hard to read my shirt. Don’t you guys hate it when girls stare at your rippling pectorals? I know I do. Either way, I decided to play it cool while she furrowed her brow in a vain attempt to understand much like a monkey doing a math problem.

Finally, as she was handing me my receipt she asked “I just have to know… what’s the point of your shirt?” Maybe it was the way she asked, but I didn’t quite know what to say to that question. Do I point out that the gag is fashioned to look like a movie or video game rating? Do I explain to her what NSFW means? Do I launch into an explanation why that is funny? “Is it like a joke?” she continued. “Yeah… I’m a wise-ass and my coworkers wanted to point it out to me.” “Oh… ok… have a good night” she replied.

OK, so it was a lot funnier in the moment. Sue me, I’m tired. 🙂