That’s right, God is badass. There, I said it.

Thanks to the wonderful experience that is BoingBoing, I found this NSFW (comedic descriptions of blood, gore, sex) article detailing the Nine Most Badass Bible Verses.

What’s more, after listing and giving context for each verse, the author goes on to describe the situations exactly in the way that my buddy would. Even the colorful language that he uses makes me wonder whether or not is ghostwriting for this site and just has not told me yet.

I have to say, this article is *just* interesting enough to make me think about re-reading the Bible. I know I likely do not have the time to do so, but that is beside the point.