On one hand, its good that these people are trying to help out. Citizen’s arrests, giving sandwiches to the poor… noble causes. So good for them. However, I would like to offer the following constructive criticism: in order to be a crime fighter, you might want to take some clues from Rorschach or Batman… work on your “superhero voice”. If you are in actuality a nerd, an accountant, or generally spent most of your life getting beat up I would recommend a simple voice modulator to make you sound menacing. Also, you might want to extend your gadgetry to be a little more high-tech… get some nightvision goggles or an infrared camera or something. Finally, consult a costume designer… spandex is not the best solution when you’re slightly overweight or have no muscles.
Last, but certainly not least, you might want to pick a name with a little more punch to it. I know a lot of the good ones already fall under copyright restrictions, but Shadow Hare? Seriously? (Also, Rabid Chihuahua is taken, so don’t even try it!)
Good for these people for trying to make a difference. In case any of these people happen to read this: I’m sorry, but yes… most people are laughing at you.
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